Japan GT 2009 @ Sepang Circuit

What would you expect out of the sports of racing.....one, the cars and two, always the babes. Most sports are always associated to beautiful women, and I wonder why is that. I jumped at the chance of course, to snap at beautiful ladies. GT cars.....are secondary. :) And since I've acquired my superb Nikon 80-200mm f/2.8, I really never did have the chance to snap at fast cars. So, this was the perfect event for me to test this expensive piece of glass.

At first, it was really hard to pan the moving fast cars. Even though it was raining cats and dogs, the cars were driven up to 250km/hour. Seeesh....I would've pissed thru my pants if I were in one of 'em. Neways, here are some of my pannings as well as some attractive ladies for your viewing. Enjoy.....and oh ya, do comment and critic okie. Cheers... :)

For more of my shoots, click here.

Aikido Dojo......wakarimasen haik!!!!

Due to extreme boredom and addiction to my most passionate hobby, Falee and I headed to an Aikido Dojo located in Semambu. Khairul, one of my buddies as well as a Senior Dojo member invited me weeks before this. Well, actually not to take photos but to try out the martial art itself. Not wanting to break more bones in my body, I decided against trying it out but just to snap away at 'em Aikido freaks breaking bones.....lolz. Here are some of my clicks during the 1 1/2 hour ordeal.... :)

LG Roadshow Models Photoshoots

I won't be bragging about the event but let my snaps do the talking :)

Col Vincent & Ing Cheon's wedding

These past few days has been very hectic. Got lotsa photography jobs here and there. And the recent one is this. Col Vincent's wedding was held in my church Wesley Methodist Church, Kuantan. Some clips for your viewing pleasure :)

Emergency Leave

"Boss,..saya nak mintak emergency leave boss......betul Boss, saya serious nih......Saya tak tipu Boss.......saya terpaksa ambik emergency leave nih..........Betul tak tipu ni boss. Bukan anak sakit Boss.........Tak, bukan isteri saya sakit perut Boss.......Gambarnya pun saya hantar sekali masuk MMS nih Boss...tolonglah boss, betul Boss.......saya tak tipu Boss....... sungguh....... Tengoklah gambar nih bosss..."

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Laughter's the best medicine

When you're down and out, and there's no one around to hug....except for that fat and ugly pervert sitting in front of you all day long....spend sometime reading this and I hope it'll cheer you up a lil. :)

1. Losing all your friends 

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him. 

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.' 

2. Brother wanted 

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'Santa, please send me a brother'.... 

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER....' 

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!' 

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?' 

Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' 

Dad says, 'You are my son. I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, he's also my son, now that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' 

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' 

Husband: 'How does that help?' 

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'

Second Opinion is always best

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

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Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

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As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

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He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

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He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see.... size 44 long.'

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Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

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Joe tried on the suit and it fit perfectly.

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As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

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The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
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Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.'
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Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

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Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
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The salesman said, 'Let's see.... size 36.'

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Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'
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The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

New photoblog

Hi y'all...I feel as if I've not blogged for ages. Due to time constraint and lack of ideas, this blog was on hiatus for the past week. Anyhow, since my left brain isn't communicating well with my right brain, I've opened up a new photoblog (previous one sudah delete liao). I will update this blog regularly with some of my crappy shoots for the week. Do visit me and pen down some comments ya. I'm still building it (and unfamiliar with wordpress) so please bear with me.

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Calvin Soo Photography

Ms Pahang Tourism Pageant 2009

Derrick (a photog buddy) invited me for a photoshoot session at the Ms Pahang Tourism Pageant 2009, held in MS Garden Hotel Kuantan last night. This was my first experience attending a pageant and I wasn't sure on the do's and dont's. To kick off...the sound system was pretty bad. The MCs were shouting instead of talking, the entertainment sucked...a group of Korean pop boy band wannabes dancing out of rythm, two singer cum comedians....they're clowns to me. But I did quite enjoy the oldies couple dancing tango and waltz.

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Besides all these crappy craps, the photo session was good. It was kinda tiring though, having to stand up and kneel most of the time. Ok.....enuff of the bragging and enjoy my shoots. More in my flickr album.

and God will heal the wounded

Of late, many events had happened. Some good, some bad. Some beyond our understanding. But I trust and believe that God will heal the wounded. It may be a blessing in disguise, it may be a teaching and an eye opener, it may be a time of self reflection and it may be God's way of testing our patience.

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Whatever it may be, I believe that God has His way of doing things. I had never doubted His ways nor had I lost my faith. Let Thy will be done.

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"Our Father

Who art in heaven

Hallowed be Thy name

Thy kingdom come

Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven

Give us this day, our daily bread

And forgive us, our trespasses

As we forgive those who trespassed against us

And lead us not into temptation

but deliver us from evil

for Thine is the kingdom

and the power, and the glory

Forever and ever

Amen!"